(Source: makemelaughblog)


captainshroom:

hannibaldelecterble:

for some reason nobody talks about the buttchairs at my uni

i think we should definitely talk about the buttchairs at your uni

captainshroom:

hannibaldelecterble:

for some reason nobody talks about the buttchairs at my uni

i think we should definitely talk about the buttchairs at your uni


kkp-absconds:

since people liked the girls so much i drew the boys too??tavros your horns are throwin off the balance, boi, geezus

kkp-absconds:

since people liked the girls so much i drew the boys too??
tavros your horns are throwin off the balance, boi, geezus



bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk


queenlatifart:

when someone hot reblogs your selfie

image

(Source: queenlatifart)


I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)


ruinedchildhood:

unclefather:

i’m not fuckin around u lil bitch put it back

FREE MY NIGGA POOKIE!

(Source: bionicbunny)


tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me